Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops

Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? T
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.

Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!

Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
A: Cause they don't know how to cook

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
A: OUT of the way!!

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops

Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don

Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?

Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren't around then.

Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because their eggs stink.