# Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
# Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!
# Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
# Q: What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
A: 3 after 1
# What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies
# Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
It's meow-sic to their ears!
# Why do cats eat fur balls?
Because they love a good gag! # They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso.
The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
# They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow.
The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
# They crossed a Pointer and a Setter.
The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
# They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund.
The new breed is a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.# What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!
# What's big, gray and flies straight up?
An elecopter!
# What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant!
# What's gray and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!
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